I realize I have been your patient since I was a young tot. I keep coming back to you faithfully, to have my teeth cleaned, and fixed. Especially since you once came in on your day off many years ago because I was foolish and flipped over the handlebars of my bike, causing two permanent teeth to fall out. But I have a problem. I am no longer the young tot that I used to be. I have grown up, a lot. I would really appreciate it if you realized that. I don't appreciate being talked to like a 5 year old. Yes, please ask if I'm doing okay, and let me know when we're almost done with procedures. But seriously, talk to me like an adult!
(yes, I went to the dentist today, and yes both he and his son talked to me like I was 5. I wanted to deck 'em!)